Umaga, umuulan, bumabagyo, Binuboo pa ang SONA

SONATA
Halika mag-sona tayo! Mainit ang sona pero malamig at umuulan ngayon, hehehe, ano ba naman ang kalalabsan ng isang sona ng isang pangulong puno ng .... ano ba tawag sa mga alagad niya? Di naman sila anghel, ayoko naman silang tawaging demonyo o sipsip... mga madaling maconvince... o di kaya ay malapit sa mga babaeng maliliit na may kapangyarihan... isn't it ironic that the most powerful person in this country, is deficient in height? Ayoko namang galitin ang mga feminista kung tutukuyin ko pa ang kanyang pagkababae... plus points ata yun... we are slaves, ehem... este under our mother's supervision most of our lives, if not at least their 'moral support' / influence... Di ba? So culturally we are very critical of our mothers and yet we still place her on the highest pedestal. I guess the worst thing we can really do to a woman is point out her evil nature... which they will never accept, EVER , at least publicly, especially coming from a normal guy whom they don't have a crush on or love. CHUVALU! ano ba ibig sabihin nun? baklush lang.... moving on, We can never really shame women and we still try to be gentlemen despite their cruelty and vanity and claim to power... As the now dead Nietzsche said, "women are dangerous play things..." That's why early on in the middle ages women are kept in check so not to make them realize their power. And even in China where they only allow one girl in the family and the rest are killed, talk about birth control! Only in the last century did the beast woke up from her slumber like a volcano spewing molten rocks in the air and unleashing gushing lavas and lahar on to the plains and fields. A bit dramatic, but hey a woman annoyed at you is one hellafa foe! Take my mom for example, I don't get it why she hates me from just saying sweet things to her... as if I don't mean any of it. I doubt if I ever get married to a woman because of her... But I am still fond of her, and love her and care for her despite of the curses and evil glares. I just can't help it. Well maybe someday she will become a lot nicer to me most of the time and not just sporadically. Sa nanay ko lang pa naman nag-aaply niyan... Pero marami na akong nakitang babae na sobra ang kabaitan. Sa sobrang kabaitan nila lahat ng ginagawa ng ibang tao ay mali, ay sus, ang dame nila. Sabagay mag-aasawa rin naman sila, hehehe! lintek lang ang ang walang ganti, kaya lang di ko alam ibig sabihin ng lintek, is it an adjective or an adverb? Pantukoy ba, panghalip o pandiwa? Most probably a noun... anyone can help me on this...Hmm but sometimes they do have a point... and they deliver it as if the world's many problems isn't enough to curb any shallow and trivial personal pursuit. I understand that I might have said stupid things out of the top of my head and that I am not the perfect person, whose flaws couldn't be counted because of the sheer volume of it, eh kaya lang binatikos, kinilatis, chinismis, sa masama, sa hindi totoo, ewan, bahala na, sa magulo, sa weirdo, na madumi, na pangit at kung ano ano pang hindi mahalaga... kung sino ang unang nagtapon ng bato siyang gilty! pasensya na at nalulungkot kayo sa buhay ko... pasensiya na at may nakarinig na dingding kasi may tenga sila. sana nasa impyerno na ako kung ganoon ako kasama... teka diba matagal mamatay ang mga masasamang damo? hmmmm.... I'm 23 so that would be still credible. If I die now I am a still a good man, dut does that mean that if I had died a lot earlier like say 10 I am an angel, and if I had died when I was 3 then I am a saint?!? wut?! labo... Teka lang ha, baka naman flattered nanaman kayo at feelers kayo diyan... okay lang naman... pero tama na lumalaki lang ulo niyo... itong angst kong ito na dulot sa pagkainis ko sa bagyo at sona ni PGMA at sa nanay at mga kapatid kong babae ay may isa lang ibig sabihin, WALA! HAHAHAHAHA! Wala, wala, wala, kasi kahit basahin niyo ito, walang world peace! hindi rin kayo gaganda/popogi. Hindi rin kayo magkakaroon ng superpowers... Hindi rin kayo magiging forever flawless. Hindi kayo sisikat o yayaman at lalolalo na hindi kayo magiging banal.
GWA BE KUN LO, WAN AN... ESTE, TSAW AN! DIYAW LO.

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